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Tuesday, March 11th, 2008I just love the fame-whoring Lohans. I mean really, who can resist them? Only thing I want to know for sure is what exactly they all ate and drank when they were young, because there must have been some fame-whore-inducing element in their diets that made them all come out the way they are. No, [...]
The French First Lady Poses Naked
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008You just gotta love the French. I mean, can you think of any other country in the world where the First Lady would be allowed to pose naked for a glossy magazine spread and not be lynched for it the following day? Kidding about the “lynched” part ? but still, is this for real? That [...]
Snorting Vodka Is Not Hot!
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008To all those of you who think booze is made for snorting instead of swallowing, here's a bit of a news flash: it's not. And although inhaling vodka might sound like fun, it's actually not. It's a dangerous and completely irresponsible thing to do ? but when it comes to Amy Winehouse, everybody's favorite boozer [...]
Over 100 Types of Orgasms? Hear That, Ladies?
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008I must admit I don't read much these days ? mostly for lack of time, and when I do have time to catch up, I don't usually pick anything with the words “orgasm”, “sex life” or “make it better” in the title, for fear that I'm going to realize it's yet another cheap “find the [...]
Part of J.Lo’s Delusional Ego Will Soon Be Dead
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008I had a feeling Jennifer Lopez was one of the meanest bitches out there (and I use that seemingly rude expression in an entirely metaphoric fashion) ? and now there's even more proof to make that point. I have a feeling someone should have a conversation with the whimsical Latino diva and clear up a [...]
The Playboy Bunny Who Forgot to Shave
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008Boy, I think Playboy magazine is beginning to relax its hotness standards just a tiny little bit, and you can't imagine how sad that thought makes me. I mean, really ? despite playing for the opposite side (you know, being an iconic male landmark and so on), Playboy is one of the magazines which accounts [...]
There Is No David Beckham Sex Scandal
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008In the world of the rich and famous, cheating somehow achieves a whole new dimension. It's not simply a (famous) husband being chronically unfaithful to his (equally or less famous) wife, going for a one night stand or simply being too drunk to actually remember that he bumped uglies with another woman. In the world [...]
Madonna and Justin… Experimenting Together? Hot!
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008Madonna and Justin Timberlake working on songs together ? are we quite sure the world is not coming to an end? And apparently it's a lot more than two famous singers getting together, sitting at the same desk and making commercial pop music. Justin Timberlake and Madonna, ladies and gentlemen, worked together on Madonna's [...]
I Guess One Pussy Is Gone Forever
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008I was wondering whether the Pussycat Dolls were still alive as a band. Why am I asking this, you'll ask ? well, ever since they released “Wait a Minute” (that's right, the one with Timbaland), they kept things pretty much low key and played a little game I like to call “lie low while you're [...]
Britney’s Sexually Obsessed Stalker
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008I hate to say this, but it looks like that cliché about reality being stranger than fiction really seems to be biting us in our derrières every now and then ? big time. Need proof? Well, how about the news that this planet's biggest trainwreck ever ? talking here about Britney Spears, of course ? [...]
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